THE HERO WESTEROS DESERVES
westerosbatman replied to your post: westerosbatman replied to your post: I USED TO BE…
RUMOR HAS IT YOU LIKE A LITTLE BIRD. THATS GROSS. BIRDS AND PEOPLE DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER UNLESS YOU ARE GOOD FRIENDS. LIKE ME AND BATS.*blinks* What the seven hells are you talking about?
AND WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THIS?
I CAN’T DO ANYTHING BUT YELL. SO I TALK LIKE THIS BECAUSE:
*cocks his one good eyebrow* I will kill you.
RUMOR HAS IT YOU LIKE A LITTLE BIRD. THATS GROSS. BIRDS AND PEOPLE DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER UNLESS YOU ARE GOOD FRIENDS. LIKE ME AND BATS.*blinks* What the seven hells are you talking about?
AND WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THIS?
I CAN’T DO ANYTHING BUT YELL. SO I TALK LIKE THIS BECAUSE:
THIS IS ME BEING QUIET. IF I WAS BEING LOUD, I WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE BOLDING MY TEXT. DON’T BE STUPID.….So, just out of curiosity and all, did Alfred ever drop you on your head? I say this out of complete concern for your health and well being of course.
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD.
Ha-ha! What a story Batman!
BUT REALLY.
THEY’RE DEAD.
THIS IS ME BEING QUIET. IF I WAS BEING LOUD, I WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE BOLDING MY TEXT. DON’T BE STUPID.….So, just out of curiosity and all, did Alfred ever drop you on your head? I say this out of complete concern for your health and well being of course.
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD.
joffreyofkingslanding asked: *thought we had something special*
*chortles and soars into the night sky*
*screeches and throws wings up in the air like a victory move**cocks head to the side*
*is still for a moment, then bites the dog’s ear almost casually*
joffreyofkingslanding asked: *mentally wonders why you are such a fugly bat*
Anonymous asked: MAGIC!ANON: YOU'RE NOW A BAT, GO FLY AROUND AND EAT INSECTS (LASTS 4 HOURS)
